Finding a spot to have my birthday dinner is always a challenge ever year. In the twilight zone between Christmas and New Years, lots of things are closed and the remaining ones are often booked out, leaving my choices somewhat limited. Anyway, wanting to end the year with a highlight, we made a reservation at Fatcow, probably the most premium steakhouse in Brisbane.
We were greeted at the door and seated promptly near the entrance where I had a stellar view of the oyster tank and lobster tank.
For a refined steakhouse, there was a wide variety on the menu when it came to pricing. For a more budget option there was a wagyu burger available as well as a large selection of steaks. The drinks menu was equally as extensive. However given how premium the restaurant was, it was surprisingly difficult to get the attention of waitstaff and we had to wait a fairly long time before we were able to put our orders in.
Readers may have noted my comment about Fatcow being the most premium steakhouse in Brisbane right now. I would consider it so as it has recently been the first and only restaurant in QLD to be certified to sell Kobe Beef. I wasn't able to reserve any but was lucky enough that they had stock on the day we visited. At $350 for a 200g steak it was a splurge but we ordered it anyway. After ordering, we were able to enjoy the trophy on our table for a while before our food and drinks showed up.
First round of cocktails, I had an espresso martini and Dr L had the Devil's Advocate. The espresso martini was definitely more premium than the usual, with a strong alcoholic taste, rich coffee and not overly sweet. The Devils Advocate was very festive with a heavy cherry hit and also strong in liqueur.
Knowing that our meal was going to be a heavy one, I opted for the lightest entrees on offer, being the scallops and kingfish. Both portions were on the smaller side but intricate. The scallops were very creamy with its corn miso puree, balancing out the charred caramelised flavours whilst the kingfish was crisp and acidic with its smoky ponzu.
Furthering my point about service being a bit shaky in such an upmarket restaurant, the bread was only served after our entrees arrived. As would be expected, it was crusty and served warm and lightly toasted. It was served with a rich salted butter and a lighter red wine jus which we kept for the impending steak.
Steak always goes well with red wine, so we had a glass of chilled pinot noir each to go with the main event. It was poured before it got to the table, which I also considered surprising when I had a more polished experience at Clarence where they poured it at the table and let me sample some before topping up the glass.

Our main event was of course the wagyu tasting platter. Originally it comes with 200g of Sirloin MB6+, 250g Rump Cap MB9+ and 150g Japanese Sirloin MB12+ however we swapped out the Japanese Sirloin for 200g of the Full Blood Kobe Sirloin. Each steak was cooked to perfection and we were really able to appreciate the difference in texture and meatiness between all three. The MB6 sirloin was meaty and tended towards the leaner side but had a much earthier and beefy flavour to the meat. It was definitely the chewiest of the options but still superior to anything I could make at home. We both enjoyed the rump cap that struck a nice balance between tasty meaty flavours whilst still being delightfully buttery soft, however of course our highlight was the Kobe Sirloin. This was cooked masterfully to allow for a significant amount of the fat to be rendered off so that it wasn't too greasy and intense for us to enjoy 100g each. The meat was pillowy soft and the flavours delicate. I didn't know whether one platter would have been too much food for the two of us, given how decadent we expected the steak to be, but it was just right and we were amply full. As such, if you come in a group of three or four, you might have to order more to supplement the meal. To go with this tasting platter, we ordered a peppercorn and garlic sauce for an extra $7. Readers know my position on paying for sauces in an upmarket restaurant by now but it has to be emphasised again. When we have paid in excess of $500 for this platter, it comes off as cheap to charge extra for a sauce. Anyway the sauce was also enjoyable, striking a good balance of creaminess and pepperiness.



The wagyu tasting platter came with three sides. We had the roasted pumpkin with blue cheese, garden salad and fatcow potatoes. I don't have too much to say about the pumpkin and the garden salad other than that they were executed well but didn't really stand out as unique. The fatcow potatoes though were really something special. The potatoes had just the right texture, smooth in the right places, lumpy in just the right amount and then deep fried to perfection. Other than the potatoes, I found the other two sides to be on the smaller side, which allowed us to finish everything comfortably.
Whilst we didn't opt for dessert as Dr L had made a cake for me at home, however, given it was a birthday celebration we were gifted a small slice of citrus cake with a sparkler. This was tart and refreshing after a luxurious meal.
Overall we had a pretty good time at Fatcow. Although there was room for improvement on the service front, it was undeniable that the food was spectacular. I will definitely make a point to come back for any special occasions we may have in the future if we are looking for premium steak.
Price Range: $300+pp
Taste: 9/10
Value: 7/10
Service: 6/10
Environment: 9/10